The search for answers to Bella’s predicament falls well short of credible.
Like most everything in the Twilight universe, the story exists on the preposterous foundation that it is breaking new ground. The race is on, and strangely in the hundreds-if not thousands-of years of vampire mythology, the pending human/vampire offspring is unique. She’s still human, but in her womb there’s something that might not be. Well, after a couple weeks on the island, Bella feels something stirring within her. Will Bella remain a human or submit to becoming a blood-sucker? After an odd, but storybook (with Grimm’s Fairy Tale flavoring) ceremony, Bella and Edward take off to Rio where they eventually hole up on a remote island for some inter-species lovemaking. It starts with a wedding-the vampire, Edward, marries the human, Bella. Story here is secondary to the glam shots of supermodels sporting perfect hair and makeup even when in the throws of vicious combat.
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In fact, in 20 years, the young viewers who went gaga over this series will likely be wracked with embarrassment when revisiting the films on Ultraviolet or whatever digital format rules the marketplace. A legion of fanged-out fanatics will rally behind it for one tremendous weekend, and it will have some limited legs leading to boffo overall box office performance but little lasting impression. And, by the way, nothing really happens for almost two hours.īreaking Dawn – Part 1 is a bad film-a self-aware one, for sure, but a bad one nonetheless. Clunky dialogue elicited belly laughs from everyone. The opening shot features a shirtless Taylor Lautner, and girls cooed. The instant the film started, fans roared.
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